I don’t have a human, what should I do?
I am a dog. Normally, my job would have been a household pet. But I didn’t want to wag my tail for my living all my life, so I started my own doggy sitting business. It has been very successful, and I have my luxury kennel, unmortgaged, with a plasma TV, computer games, a swimming pool, a fridge and a supply of such delicacies as dog biscuits and kibbles. I have three dogs and two humans working on me. I have a computer with a bark to text software (that’s how I type). But I have no social life. The dogs I meet in the park don’t play with me: the ones with the humans don’t accept me, because I am human-less; the human-less stray dogs do not accept me because I have a place to live. And all of then keep asking me all the time: “When will you get a human? Have you got a human for yourself yet?” and so on. The society pressures me to get a human, but I am happy as I am (besides their constant nagging to get myself a human). What should I do?
Do what you want and don’t listen to the others.
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